Chapter no. 1: How to distinguish a rich and a celebrity
First, you have to know that in the world there are several statues or social grades. They are as follows, from the less to the best known people.
Concepts: 1. Everybody
2. Fan people
3. Little celebrities
4. Rich people
5. Celebrities
Definitions:
1. Everybody: Every person living in the world who is not a fan person, little celebrity, rich person or/and celebrity.
2. Fan people: Every person who is fan of a celebrity or little celebrity.
3. Little celebrities: Every person who wants to be famous and does silly things to be a celebrity or does something unwanted to be a celebrity, and is well know by fan people, which one day was.
4. (Posh) Rich people: Every person who has a lot of money and lives in the upper class world.
5. Celebrities: Every person who has a lot of money and is well known by everybody.
But celebrities are rich, how do I know who is rich and who is famous?
When you see someone leaving a shiny big brand new car with all grungy hair and no so great look wearing (most of the times sort of unusual shape) sun glasses (most of the times also when there's no sun or at night) and looking at you don't know where, sure it'll be a glitzy famous.
However, when you see someone dressed like a smart-minded frog, grease in their hair, shaved beard getting out of a shiny brand new car whit its eyes looking everywhere, get in you mind it's a freaking poshy rich.
Note: Neither the book nor chapter exists. This is just for entertaining purposes.
